Do you have any rules and regulations in your office?

At our place we have these new rules for

*Toilet Use*

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe in and out from the toilet doors also.

Do you have any rules and regulations in your office?

Wow, that's crazy! What if you have a minor case of food poisoning or something? The restaurant I work at isn't that strict, but we do have a pretty strict uniform that I hate to wear. Why do I have to wear a tie? I'm a girl! And it's not even a clip on.

Do you have any rules and regulations in your office?

You should quit or start using a gatorade bottle under your desk.