The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the

homily. 2. Church air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for

attending Mass.

CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of

the congregation to lip-sync.

HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.

HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves

higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little

more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE: Holy Smoke!

JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to

found colleges with good basketball teams.

JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.

JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.

KYRIE ELEISON: The only Latin or Greek words that most Catholics

can recognize besides gyros and baklava.

MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

I was laughing in bed %26amp; my husband wanted to know

why...AMEN thats why!!!!!

I really needed the laugh cause somedays are longer than others!!

(and now you know what I do in bed...Y!A) %26amp; I'm still giggling...Incense too funny!!! :)

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

Ha ha ha ,,,

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

Why the hate?

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

that was hella funny.

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

I lol!! May God forgive me!!

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

Very cute. Here, have a star.

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

Those are great Panos very funny. lol

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

hahaha*

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

O! Good one!!! :D

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

star

don't need to explain why, do I?

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

Lol Honey now you have even me confused,but here have a star.xxxx

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

LOL - HOLY WATER - H2OLY

LOL funny! got any more?

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

very funny lol

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

lol.

The Catholic Dictionary without prejudice.....funny ?

We are amused.